Intro

The year is 2020. A virus has enslaved the human race in their own homes and quadrants. An evil orange mutant governs the land. An army of Roomba robots monitor our every move, while also slowly vacuuming our floors.

This isn't a George Orwell novel. This is real life as we currently know it.

So how do we cope? How do we attempt to rebuild society from the confine of our homes? The answer:

We don't. We look at dumb shit.

And that's where this blog comes in. I know you're all on your Twitters and Instagrams and TikToks. But those are for Generation Z kids with no attention span. What about us, with slightly longer attention spans? Where's our content?

So I'm ushering in Internet 6.7. Friendster: The Blog. Why Friendster? Because it was an untapped network for actual friends. Not racist relatives. Not idiots from your high school. Not people you met once 20 years agp, but feel bad about unfollowing. Plus it sounds like something Rob Schneider's copy guy character would say. And we all know Rob Schneider is hilarious!