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Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Shreds

In case you haven't seen a Shreds video before, these are a few of my favorites:










And a slightly different variation, the musicless/silent videos:


Monday, March 30, 2020

Christopher Moore - The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove


His books are just kind of goofy, fun reads.

The town psychiatrist has decided to switch everybody in Pine Cove, California, from their normal antidepressants to placebos, so naturally—well, to be accurate, artificially—business is booming at the local blues bar. Trouble is, those lonely slide-guitar notes have also attracted a colossal sea beast named Steve with, shall we say, a thing for explosive oil tanker trucks. Suddenly, morose Pine Cove turns libidinous and is hit by a mysterious crime wave, and a beleaguered constable has to fight off his own gonzo appetites to find out what's wrong and what, if anything, to do about it.

Saturday, March 28, 2020

Samurai Cop


Description: Joe Marshall and Frank Washington are two tenacious police detectives who seek at all costs to stop the Katana, a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers who want to lead the drug trade in Los Angeles.

Review: Terrible/hilarious. Take an edible and turn off your brain.

Streaming: Amazon Prime

Friday, March 27, 2020

Raining Lobsters

It's not Bootie at DNA Lounge, but you can still appreciate a good mashup. Here are some of my faves:


Slay-52s - Raining Lobsters


Slayer and Katrina & The Waves - Chemical Warfare (Don't It Feel Good?)


Ratt and Marvin Gaye - I Heard It Round And Round The Grapevine

Thursday, March 26, 2020

COVID-19 Projections

The charts below show projected hospital resource use based on COVID-19 deaths. The model assumes continued social distancing until the end of May 2020.



Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Coronavirus Information And Resources - Harvard Health

Below, you'll find answers to common questions all of us are asking. We will be adding new questions and updating answers as reliable information becomes available.

Updated daily:

Tuesday, March 24, 2020

World COVID-19 Stats

Site designed by a high schooler showing the stats of Coronavirus cases by country and state.



Monday, March 23, 2020

Intro


The year is 2020. A virus has enslaved the human race in their own homes and quadrants. An evil orange mutant governs the land. An army of Roomba robots monitor our every move, while also slowly vacuuming our floors.

This isn't a George Orwell novel. This is real life as we currently know it.

So how do we cope? How do we attempt to rebuild society from the confine of our homes? The answer:

We don't. We look at dumb shit.

And that's where this blog comes in. I know you're all on your Twitters and Instagrams and TikToks. But those are for Generation Z kids with no attention span. What about us, with slightly longer attention spans? Where's our content?

So I'm ushering in Internet 6.7. Friendster: The Blog. Why Friendster? Because it was an untapped network for actual friends. Not racist relatives. Not idiots from your high school. Not people you met once 20 years agp, but feel bad about unfollowing. Plus it sounds like something Rob Schneider's copy guy character would say. And we all know Rob Schneider is hilarious!

Nicolas Cage Losing His Shit / Matthew McConaughey Makes Noises







Sunday, March 22, 2020

Hell's Club - Movie Mashup

Not really funny, but a cool mashup of dance club scenes from movies.